How can I arrange for a beautiful sightseeing escort in mumbai or delhi? (NOT sexual)?

Question by Roadkill #9: How can I arrange for a beautiful sightseeing escort in mumbai or delhi? (NOT sexual)?
Is there any legitimate service where I can arrange for a beautiful young woman to hang with me for saturday & sunday in India? I can either be in delhi or mumbai for the weekend.

Criteria:
Must be really good looking
Fun/interactive personality
Preferred but not required: will wear a bikini and swim with me
Preferred but not required: will get drunk with me
Preferred but not required: knows some unusual ways to have fun, like a backroads tour on an autorickshaw, or knows how to get us into a bollywood studio, etc.
BTW – A Freida Pinto clone would be great.

Best answer:

Answer by 100% Scorpio
Im telling your wife! Nee Ner Nee Ner Nee Nerrrr!

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Comments (1)

  1. cool says:

    Mr. Roadkill, Are you an Indian??