Fastest thing in the World..?
Question by Lion: Fastest thing in the World..?
Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them.
INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
1. YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light.
2. HARVARD Guy: It’s the Thought; b’cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.
3. MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked
4. SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion
INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa’s reply, asked) “WHY”?
SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!
Best answer:
Answer by KLAUDYU
This is not true. Chuck Norris is the fastest thing in the world. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
And he can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
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no its fart . coz b4 the poops its the fart who comes first so fart is the fastest thing in the world . lmaooooooooo